Chin Up
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I've yet to be blinded by the sun's rays, but I must say things are looking up. The light source being closer to a travel size Mag Light rather than glimmering shimmering sunlight. After you go through a series of unfortunate events (see previous blogs), in a theraputic effort, friends quote countless lessons learned from books like "Chicken Soup For The -insert appropriate- Soul", and explain that things will be that much better after it's all over with. I don't necessarily think that this is true, however I do believe that people grow from hardship and that graditude is built from loss. Perception is realigned and breezing through a green light in 5:00 traffic becomes a tiny blessing that you choose to recognize. Blah blah blah.... It's gotten quite old talking about losing my *** and wrecking my *** and losing my *********. I'd rather talk about something much betta....
I got my new car. My 98 Passport is completely new to me. I specifically didn't want an SUV or a silver or gold car. Well, the Passport is silver. None of this really matters anymore though - it was a great deal and is perfect for carting around a massage table. I DO feel a little badass in it because of the size, but that's along with every other soccer mom that drives a 4-runner, Yukon, CRV or whathaveyou. The car buying experience went by pretty smoothly, myself attempting to appear as a real grown up, fully knowledgable of car purchase protocol. The seller's name was "Haroon". He was a very nice guy, and he let me slash the price a bit. I've always named my cars- first car was a mercedes by the name of Adolf, and the second was Boris the black jetta. Boris was named after the car salesman, a dark skinned man of Russian decent. Boris (the man) was short and portly with a kind demeanor. In honor of him, the jetta was deemed Boris. Haroon was a nice man yes, but it just doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "Boris". I thought of honoring the jetta by naming new car "Natasha", but it's just too long.
Top Candidates to date:
Winston
Zip
Jazz
Any suggestions? *A Passport looks just like an Isuzu Rodeo with an "H" where the Isuzu emblem would go.
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*Car has been deemed "Munson" to commemorate and laugh at the unfortunate series of events that led up to my acquiring the gas guzzling wheels